Sunday Confessions (on Monday)



I confess:  I had every intention of waking up extra early this morning to get a head start on my to-do list.  And I did wake up early.  And by wake up early I mean I hit my snooze button 10 times (that's 90 minutes just in case you're wondering), and by get a head start on my to-do list I mean I fell back asleep on top of the pile of clean towels I need to fold.  I am constantly winning at adulting.

I confess:  I had pork chops for breakfast yesterday.  And for lunch.  Then for dinner.  And there is a bag full of pork chops in my fridge.  I'm sorry piggies.  But you're delicious.  Excuse me while I schedule my bypass.....

I confess:  I am slightly obsessed with this video.  I'm not going to admit to how many times I've watched it, but her butt is mesmerizing.  Like, I really don't get twerking, but I'm fascinated with this video.  I just don't see how it's physically possible.  Like, how do you move your butt that much but still keep it relaxed enough to jiggle???  HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK???  I'm just an unfrozen caveman lawyer; I'm frightened and confused by your modern dance moves.  Either way, I'm sure we can all agree on two things:  she's got skillz and those leggings are pretty bad ass.

That's all I've got to confess this week.  Do you feel the need to confess?  Go link up with The United States of Becky and read everyone else's confessions, too!

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