I confess: Farts are funny. They just are. I don't find them offensive and chances are I'll almost always laugh at them. What can I say? I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy.
I confess: As funny as farts are, I won't fart in front of other people. I find it absolutely mortifying. Dennis and I have been together almost 15 years and I still won't let one rip in front of him (other than when I was pregnant - things got kind of crazy then). I sneezed yesterday and let a small one rip in front of him and I nearly died of embarrassment. He giggled and said, "Awww, that was cute."
I confess: I blushed just typing that.
I confess: I'll totally fart in front of Jack, though. He thinks it's HILARIOUS!!!