I confess: Have I talked about Sinking Submarine Captain in Sunday Confessions before? Again, I can't remember, and I'm super tired right now because it's way late and springing forward really messes with me, so I'm not going to go back and look, but in case I haven't confessed this before, when I shower, I like to plug the tub and let the shower water slowly fill up the bathtub - like a sinking submarine - hence the name Sinking Submarine Captain. Dennis coined the term.
I confess: I love New Jersey. That doesn't feel like much of a confession, but I always feel the need to justify that statement when I make it. If you haven't been to New Jersey, I can just about 100% guarantee that your idea of what the Garden State is really like is probably wrong. It's not all Jersey Shore douche bags or chemical plant cancer wastelands. And if I had a choice of anywhere to live in the country, I would most likely choose a small town in north central Jersey (money not being an issue, lol). Of course, I've never visited the Pacific Northwest and I'm pretty sure if I ever do, I won't be leaving. Either way, New Jersey is my favorite of the 50 states. There, I said it.