Sunday Confessions 19

The United States of Becky

I confess:  If I know I have to wake up early in the morning, I don't pee before I go to bed.  I know I'll probably sleep through the night and when my alarm goes off in the morning, I'll have to pee just badly enough to actually get out of bed instead of hitting the snooze button.  #lifehack  #youcanthankmelater

I confess:  I'm so not a morning person that when that alarm goes off early and I do have to pee, for just a moment, I weigh the options of just wetting the bed instead of waking up.  Like, we have a waterproof mattress cover - how bad could it be?  Is waking up better than sleeping in my own pee for another hour or two?  Yes, waking up is always better than wetting the bed.  Always.

I confess:  Dennis has been off all week and we haven't watched a single episode of The Walking Dead.  We usually watch episodes late at night on the days he's off because neither of us has to wake up super early, but for some reason I have been unable to stay awake past Jack's bedtime the whole week.  And now Dennis is going to be working for the next 7 days, so we probably won't be watching any episodes for the next week - I'm dying over here for my Walking Dead fix!!!

Confessing with The United States of Becky

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