Sunday Confessions 20

The United States of Becky


I confess:  I have so many clothes that if I do laundry too often and most of them are clean I don't have enough room to put them all away in my closets (yes, plural) and drawers.  I donated A TON of stuff before we moved three and a half years ago, but things are getting out of hand again.  And I just don't feel like dealing with it.

I confess:  This Whole30 thing is easier than I thought it would be, but I would shank a bitch for a slice of pineapple upsidedown cake and a cup of coffee with cream and sugar.

I confess:  I hate that saying that we all have as many hours in the day as Beyonce and that there's no excuse for not getting everything done that she does.  Hello, she has an entire staff to take care of all the mundane things in her life that most of us peasants have to take care of ourselves, so, no, we don't have as many hours in the day as Beyonce.  When was the last time she did laundry or dishes?  Does she have to go to the grocery store (or even take her kid to school)?  I'm betting the answer is no, so shut the fuck up with that every woman can have it all and do it all and should be able to do it all shaming shit.  Srsly.

Confessing with United States of Becky

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